KuteKittens Network, AdorablePaws Placement
Okay, so it is not the greatest business, kind of smarmy, but those seem to be making money. And I felt like messing with this blog. I got this idea when I was on this all day interview for a shitty job, a door to door salesman type position. One of our stops to make sure that, “their phone lines are up to date,” was a county animal shelter. Here is what we do, these animal shelters have Cute little dogs and cats, but have you ever walked in to one of these shit holes? Not exactly, sales conducive. What we do is we wholesale these animals. We become a reseller of these animals. We buy them from the animal shelters for like $40. Then we hard sell them to homes, either over the phone, door to door, or through “adoption parties.” (see tupperware parties) So we then sell these kitties or puppies for like $100. Then we make a “spread.” Who the hell can turn down kittens or puppies? I mean, and we would make this full service, cold calls, follow-ups, etc… Anyway, just an idea, it seems like people are making a lot of money selling crappy services, and ad space using the same format. Why not make the product kitties?